Well my computer is dead. I broke the CPU fan at some point and everything started crapping out. Five years ago I put the thing together - it was a different world back then, and until now my computer has acted as my ambassador to that dimension of 2001. Napster was king, *** was *** quake ***, Jay Kurpel drove a car with no working clutch or rear shocks, and yours truly spent his summer nights trying to organize parties that did not involve paramedic participation. I also remember walking over to the Barn right after powering up the thing for the first time and buying stuff for a fruit salad. I don't think I've made fruit salad since.

Here's to you, computer. Cheers.